when-extremes-meet:

"Just thinkin’ about my body and…mustaches that I might have in the future"

starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley)

avatarskorra:

avatarskorra:

me reading the holy bible

the new testament

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

dicksplit:

Being the leader in a group project

(Source: ubercreatures)